There once was a pirate king named Frankie.
He paid some dubloons to get a map of the treasury.
He summoned all his crew and set forth to the city.
They all dressed as wenches and pretended to be pretty
He went to The Cove to set out his elaborate plan
To steal the guard's key to unlock treasures of man.
As they sang and pretended to be merry,
One guard found of the pirate king's identity.
So he screamed "Pirate!" but nobody listened
All his men were too drunk, too wasted to care
The pirate king Frankie approached this sole guard
And booped his head to keep his vocal chords barred.
With the key at hand and a crew behind,
Pirate King Frankie left the tavern, no worries in mind
He went to the bank and unlocked the safe
Stealing a precious cargo of hotdogs and beef.
We know we aren't always there to send you our paws and prayers, but we truly hope you're all better now, Frankie--for life, for good. Cheers to our Bloggyville Community. Cheers to Frankie's Day!
We love that so many of our friends have joined in the pirate fun with Frankie. That precious cargo of hotdogs and beef sounds delicious! :)
ReplyDeleteHugs to you all, dear friends!
This wonderful post made me hungry for hot dogs and beef!
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tweedles
Thanks for adding verse and merriment to today's fun! I know Frankie must be wiggy-wagging with delight at how many friends are showing pirate spirit!
ReplyDeleteFantastic post!! We still have cake and grog left from today's celebration so come and by and help yourselves.
ReplyDelete♥♥♥Mona & Prissy
ps.....there's still time to send a pic of you with your Dad for our belated Father's Day Smiley Box. The deadline is tomorrow..
Great poem. We're sure Frankie will LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteWe're happy his eye problem was just a tear duct problem and can be controlled!
XXXOOO Bella Roxy & dui
Hahaha! Do you think Pirate King Frankie will share his loot of hotdogs and beef?
ReplyDeleteHaving the key makes life a lot easier. Great one for Frankie!
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Sweet William The Scot
Oh we Beaglebratz r so sorry we missed this yestaday - there were so furry many pirate postz an'with our mom at werk so much an'we hafta d-pend on our telepathic wavestream (not good) so we missed your post. What a great treazure that wuz an'now we want sum of them hot dogz and beef - sound so yummy (dried kibble gitz old sumtimez)
ReplyDeleteAn'thank-u fur stoppin'by our bloggie - yep, we iz all better now.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta