Today, I and the pack shall teach you the ancient ways of torture used on a modern item.
Warning: Graphically morbid descriptions!
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| Exhibit A is a Kong AirDog Squeakair Tennis Ball. As you all know... it squeaks. |
To maximize pain and suffering to this so-called sturdy, dog-safe squeaking tennis ball. You first have to break its spirit.
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| Exhibit B is an AirDog which has been bruised and battered both physically and emotionally. See its yellow green skin being torn from it! |
Now that it has squeaked its final plea to leave this earth and cross the rainbow bridge for dog toys, gently peel and listen to its excruciating squeal of death!
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| Farewell, sturdy Kong squeaker. Perhaps next time, you'll think again before promising the dogs durability. |
Don't get me wrong! The ball is still intact... for 3-4 days at the most.
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I think you showed that ball what is what.
ReplyDeleteOh my...and just in time for Halloween too! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe love ripping the skin off those tennis balls. We have a few nudies around here.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
It's been skinned!
ReplyDeletePoor dead ball! lol
ReplyDeleteBOL funny......RIP poor tennis ball. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Wow, you guys sure did a number on that tennis ball!!
ReplyDeleteWags to all,
Your pal Snoopy :)
Oh very cool! I had no idea you could get squeaky tennis balls. Or that they could be so hideously tortured! I hope you got the information you were looking for when you tormented it so.
ReplyDeleteLOL...first time I've seen a eulogy for a tennis ball but this one died a hard death
ReplyDeletehahahaha!
ReplyDeleteBawawhawhhaha I completely scalped mine . Great Mischief xxooxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
So is it dedded? :)
ReplyDeleteHa, ha. Poor Kong ball :) My Doxie's aren't into balls but squakie toys don't last more than 5 minutes around here.
ReplyDeleteOh, I love gruesome and graphically morbid descriptions, especially of a tennis ball :)
ReplyDeleteYou doggies sure did show that tennis ball who's boss! I think it's safe to say it's HAPPY to have moved on to the Rainbow Bridge for dog toys. :)
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